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THE SLUTS UNITE OATH
I believe that sex represents more than just the creation of children.
I believe it is an enjoyable, healthy and a profound part of the human experience.
I also believe that the responsible use of birth control is an essential component of a mature, civilized society.
And if these beliefs make me a slut in some people’s eyes, then so be it.
I will stand united with my fellow sluts, now and always.
i’ve always had a pretty bad phobia of slugs. as long as i can remember, my parents have been trying to get me to ‘overcome’ my fear with various methods, none of which were very successful.
one day my uncle gave this book to my mum, to show me how ‘harmless and silly’ slugs really are.
unfortunately…well. you’ll just have to read it.
what the actual FUCK
What.
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